One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
― Steve Maraboli (via versteur)

(Source: psych-facts)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.
― J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via larmoyante)

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated